A Poem Called, "I'd Be A Terrible Surgeon"

I'd Be A Terrible Surgeon 

Poetry by Derrick G. Wood 

9/19/17

I'd be a terrible surgeon

I really, really would.

It's not all the learning

Because I really think I could.

I'd be a terrible surgeon

I really do believe

It's not my bedside manner

For I never do aggrieve.

I'd be a terrible surgeon

There's not a bit of doubt

It's not shaky hands

They are steady throughout

I'd be a terrible surgeon

I'd really be a dud

because, you see, I'd hit the floor
the first time I saw blood.

The Mannequin Bathroom at Ann Taylor's.

I took this photo about nine years ago while working briefly at an Ann Taylor store (For RGIS). Imagine my surprise when I walked into the restroom to find four headless, nude mannequins standing there! I just had to get a photo.

I played with it in Photoshop and think it would make a really cool CD cover.

If I had a band...