Tuesday, September 19, 2017

A Poem Called, "I'd Be A Terrible Surgeon"

I'd Be A Terrible Surgeon 
Poetry by Derrick G. Wood 

I'd be a terrible surgeon
I really, really would.
It's not all the learning
Because I really think I could.

I'd be a terrible surgeon
I really do believe
It's not my bedside manner
For I never do aggrieve.

I'd be a terrible surgeon
There's not a bit of doubt
It's not shaky hands
They are steady throughout

I'd be a terrible surgeon
I'd really be a dud
because, you see, I'd hit the floor
the first time I saw blood.

Monday, September 4, 2017

The Mannequin Bathroom at Ann Taylor's.

Album cover album art cd cover photography
I took this photo about nine years ago while working briefly at an Ann Taylor store (For RGIS). Imagine my surprise when I walked into the restroom to find four headless, nude mannequins standing there! I just had to get a photo.

I played with it in Photoshop and think it would make a really cool CD cover.

If I had a band...