Saturday, May 8, 2021

A Poem Parody of Under The Boardwalk

Another Boardwalk (Sung to "Under the Boardwalk)

My favorite ride's broken down and there's dead fish all over the beach,
Tickets cost so much, my wallet may as well be outta reach.
Another boardwalk, is where I should be,
I wouldn't come back to this place, even for free.

Another boardwalk
Games are all rigged.
Another boardwalk
Surrounded by screaming kids.
Another boardwalk
People doing some drugs.
Another boardwalk
My food's covered in bugs.
Another boardwalk....boardwalk.

Oh the bums tug my pants asking me for some of my change,
And like cockroaches, the hoodlums come here to gangbang.
Another boardwalk, is where I should be,
Everything 'bout this place gives me the creeps.

Another boardwalk
Games are all rigged.
Another boardwalk
Surrounded by screaming kids.
Another boardwalk
People doing some drugs.
Another boardwalk
My food's covered in bugs.
Another boardwalk....boardwalk.

Another boardwalk, maybe Hong Kong?
This place is nothing like it was in that great song.

Thursday, May 6, 2021

A Poem Called, "Zerotette"

"Zerotette" By Derrick G. Wood

I started a band,
but the drummer was a bummer.
So I kicked him out!

In that same band,
the flutist was the rudest.
So I kicked him out!

That very same band,
had the meanest pianist.
So I kicked her out!

And in that same band,
The cellist was so jealous.
So I kicked her out!

What's with this band?!
The bassist was a racist.
So I kicked him out!

Now looking around this studio,
I feel so angry, I let out a shout,
Then, ashamed of my short temper,
I decide to kick me out.