Another Boardwalk (Sung to "Under the Boardwalk)
My favorite ride's broken down and there's dead fish all over the beach,
Tickets cost so much, my wallet may as well be outta reach.
Another boardwalk, is where I should be,
I wouldn't come back to this place, even for free.
Another boardwalk
Games are all rigged.
Another boardwalk
Surrounded by screaming kids.
Another boardwalk
People doing some drugs.
Another boardwalk
My food's covered in bugs.
Another boardwalk....boardwalk.
Oh the bums tug my pants asking me for some of my change,
And like cockroaches, the hoodlums come here to gangbang.
Another boardwalk, is where I should be,
Everything 'bout this place gives me the creeps.
Another boardwalk
Games are all rigged.
Another boardwalk
Surrounded by screaming kids.
Another boardwalk
People doing some drugs.
Another boardwalk
My food's covered in bugs.
Another boardwalk....boardwalk.
Another boardwalk, maybe Hong Kong?
This place is nothing like it was in that great song.