Monday, November 15, 2021
Thursday, June 17, 2021
A Few Limericks
I know that the word, 'Limerick' is usually associated with short little rhymes about sex or large male body parts, but I came up with a few to amuse my children. So these are a few family friendly (according to my values at least) limericks that I made up:
There one was a man named Barry Berrymore
Who fell off a cliff and was very sore
He took a turn for the worse
Wound up in a hearse
Now they must bury Barry Berrymore.
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There once was a juggler named Lout
A club juggling wizard, no doubt
The only issue was,
Whenever he does
The bowling alley has to kick him out.
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There once was a man named Wong
Whose beard was three meters long
But whenever he skis
His beard would freeze
And that icicle drags him along.
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There once was a man named Wesley
Who looked just like Elvis Presley
The only problem being,
He really hated, "The King"
So now he, er...she, goes by Leslie.
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Saturday, May 8, 2021
A Poem Parody of Under The Boardwalk
Another boardwalk
Oh the bums tug my pants asking me for some of my change,
Thursday, May 6, 2021
A Poem Called, "Zerotette"
Thursday, March 25, 2021
An Art Called Bananabalism
So, this one was a bit of a group effort. My fellow humorist eight-year-old daughter asked me, "If a banana slug ate a banana....is that cannibalism?" I immediately knew that had to be on a t-shirt. I changed the idea slightly (with her approval), added the word, ''Cannibalism" to it, then showed it to my friend, Andy. He immediately said, "No, dude... it needs to say bananabalism.'' I knew he was right for sure, made the changes, and here it is. I'm very happy with it and am actually wearing the shirt as I type this. You can get the shirt (or sticker, mug etc) HERE if you so chose to send me money which I promise not to use on drugs, alcohol, or Tom Cruise movies.
Thursday, February 11, 2021
Just Playing With My Initials
As long as I can remember, I've doodle around with my initials to try and get them to look cool or artsy. The round right edge of the D and the round, counter-facing edge of the G can go together in some interesting ways, but the angular W always throws me for a loop. I have a hard time making all three letter work together. I did, however, like the way this one turned out. Sort of a blocky, minimalist approach.
Friday, December 11, 2020
Green Jellö ''Rock N Roll Pumpkin'' Tribute Fan Art - Logo
Rock n Roll Pumpkin by Green Jellö is one of the most exciting and energetic songs of the 90's. It's my absolute favorite song by them and in my top ten for songs that combine the theme of rock n roll with pumpkins.
Saturday, October 24, 2020
My Creatures Galvanized
Here is a long string of my creatures taking all the disgusting stories and images from TV, processing them, and turning them into beautiful music.