"Zerotette" By Derrick G. Wood
I started a band,
but the drummer was a bummer.
So I kicked him out!
In that same band,
the flutist was the rudest.
So I kicked him out!
That very same band,
had the meanest pianist.
So I kicked her out!
And in that same band,
The cellist was so jealous.
So I kicked her out!
What's with this band?!
The bassist was a racist.
So I kicked him out!
Now looking around this studio,
I feel so angry, I let out a shout,
Then, ashamed of my short temper,
I decide to kick me out.