I know that the word, 'Limerick' is usually associated with short little rhymes about sex or large male body parts, but I came up with a few to amuse my children. So these are a few family friendly (according to my values at least) limericks that I made up:
There one was a man named Barry Berrymore
Who fell off a cliff and was very sore
He took a turn for the worse
Wound up in a hearse
Now they must bury Barry Berrymore.
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There once was a juggler named Lout
A club juggling wizard, no doubt
The only issue was,
Whenever he does
The bowling alley has to kick him out.
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There once was a man named Wong
Whose beard was three meters long
But whenever he skis
His beard would freeze
And that icicle drags him along.
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There once was a man named Wesley
Who looked just like Elvis Presley
The only problem being,
He really hated, "The King"
So now he, er...she, goes by Leslie.
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